Because if I take away the pacifier, someone might accidentally serve him ALCOHOL.
Where, oh where has my baby gone? Because that kid there is at least thirteen.
P.S. Nevermind the fact that we (I) make the poor kid wear a Cubs hat. And nevermind that that picture was taken in October, when the Sox were about to play in the World Series. HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE A SOX HAT. OK?