Friday, December 02, 2005

Parenting Tips?

In Target tonight, I decided to take a glimpse at my future and check out the selection of Elmo/Sesame Street DVDs (see previous post). I noticed that one of the DVDs had a little sticker on the outside that read, "Parenting tips inside." I had a little chuckle to myself as I imagined what the parenting tips could possibly be. In my mind, they went a little something like this:

  1. Put Red Crack in the DVD player.
  2. Quietly back out of the room.
  3. Enjoy 53 minutes of free time.
  4. Visit and donate your hard-earned cash. Remember, time is money, and we just gave you 53 minutes. Fork it over, fat man.

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