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Sunday, April 02, 2006

All this business about saving daylight

Seriously. I'm sick of hearing people whining about losing an hour of sleep. It's not that bad, I promise. You will get it back. I'll see to it personally. There's a lot of bureaucracy in the Land of Time, so it could take up to 6 months, but I promise that I'll save your hour one way or another.

Plus, if you really think you lost an hour of sleep, you're looking at things the wrong way. I mean, you *did* have the option of going to be earlier. Or getting up later. I mean, why is everybody so quick to assign the loss of an hour to sleep time. I personally lost an hour of church. What? I never go to church? Well, then I didn't really lose anything did I?

Speaking of church, I just learned that there is apparently a store called, "Catholic Supply Store." It really never occurred to me that there are supplies required to be Catholic. Is it like an office supply store, only for religion? Where do Catholics keep their supplies? Oh, please let it be in a box in their desk, just like little kids keep their school supplies. Do you suppose the overflow of items from the Catholic Supply Store is brought to a Catholic Surplus store. Do you think churches can order schwag with their name on it for marketing purposes? There...that'll give you something to chew on so you can shut up about your damn hour.



1 comment:

elisa said...

You're so funny. I just got done recommending your blog to some other May 2004 mommies. I just think you're great! Keep blogging!