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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The ultimate in laziness.


I am so grateful that somebody finally invented hot dogs already in the bun, because I just don't know how much longer I could have survived the old routine of opening not only the hot dog package, but also the bun package, and then going through the whole rigamarole of trying to fit the hotdog into the bun. Talk about a time saver! It's reassuring to know that, on my death bed, I will no longer be grieving for the handful of minutes I would've given up over the course of my life, had I continued to make microwave hotdogs the conventional way. Just think of the moments I will save by not needing to fumble with twist-ties! Yes, it's true. The world is now a better place.

And also: dear lord--what is this world coming to?!?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of always having to spread mustard and mayonnaise separately on my sandwiches. However, the following clips set me free:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zkMFFm4tdQ&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WRmmLKhkE0&mode=related&search=

I hope they set you free as well.

Greetings to you and yours this very special holiday season.

la f said...

You know what this reminds me of? Those gd frozen pbj sandwiches with the crusts cut off. You know what I'm talking about! Yeah!

GreenFish said...

That is NOT a bakery fresh bun, let me tell you.

Just when I thought food convenience couldn't get any lower.... *sigh*